Potential Mother-in-Law-To-Be Application

LOL! This is great a list put together by Kelli B for our future mother - in -laws:

1. Do you have a man?
a. If not, please list the reasons why.

2. How often do you go to church? a. once a week b. 2-3 times a week c. everyday, sometimes twice

3. How many children do you have?
a. how many of them over the age of 20 still live with you? why?

4. Do you now or have you ever, used drugs (other than marijuana) or abused alcohol?

5. What are your hygiene habits? - LMAO! Why are we asking this Kelli??

6. On a scale of 1-5 how much do you like to talk?

7. Please make a tape recording of you voice, so that we can listen to it and decide if it will grow to annoy over time.---LLMMMAAOOO!!

8. How often do you clean your home? a. once a week b. 2-3 times a week c.everyday d. never

9. Do you make all or some of your meals from scratch and look down on others who do not?

10. How often do you offer unsolicited advice?

11. On a scale of 1-5 how judgemental are you?

12. On a scale of 1-5, how honest are you?

13. Do you have any friends? If not, please list reasons why.

14. Do you have a job? If so, doing what? If not, please explain.

15. Are you financially stable?

16. Are you still "raising" your son?

17. On a scale of 1-5, how much do you like to gossip?

18. What is the last thing you did for fun?

19. Do you look forward to your son being married and having children, or does this cause you anxiety?

20. What type of men have you had in your son's life?

Thanks Kelli I needed this!

Forever,
Erlinda Denise